The April Coming in Hot Show came in SO HOT!
There was matzoh and discounted Easter candy to be eaten by the adoring crowd, there was a song about tax day and there was the incredible Maria Bamford!
The show opened with a little ditty from Eloise, Estelle and Big D…
AKA… The Innovative Tax Sisters (no relation)…
AKA…. T.I.T.S.
Here’s a little video of their appearance:
And the lyrics for your reading pleasure:
TAXES ARE OUR BATTLEFIELD
(To the tune of “Love is a Battlefield)
(SPOKEN)
We are TITS
The Innovative Tax Sisters, We Stand
Our promises; your demands.
Taxes are our battlefield.
(SUNG)
Whooooa-ooo-ooo
We are TITS!
No one can tell us we’re wrong!
Searching your files for a deduction seduction
No one’s withholding…
Taxes are our battlefield.
You’re begging me to expense
Then making me exempt
Why do you not list your energy credits?
It would help me to know
Does premature distribution stand in your way?
Or is forgiven debt the best thing you’ve had?
Believe me
Believe me
We want to show you why
But we’re trapped by your holding period
And chained to your 401K.
We are TITS!
The Innovative Tax Sisters, We Stand
Our promises; your demands.
Taxes are our battlefield.
We are TITS
No one can tell us we’re wrong!
Searching your files for a deduction seduction
No one’s withholding…
Taxes are our battlefield.
Then, the show’s host, Katie Massa Kennedy (not at all to be confused with Eloise) gave us all a hilarious set.
This was followed by a great guest spot from Michael James Nelson.
Next, another of the show’s producer’s, Jessica Glassberg (who oddly resembled Estelle from the opening number), came up to do her set.
Yes… she swallowed a basketball.
The one and only, Maria Bamford took and rocked the stage next.
We then had a visit from the wonderful NY comedian, Sue Funke.
Laura Mannino followed with a fun guest set.
And the show was closed out by Coming In Hot’s final producer, BIG D… oh wait… Leah… Leah Dubie!
It was a fantastic night of comedy and we can’t wait to do it again next month on Wednesday, May 4th.
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
